Monday, April 17, 2017

Enough about wives. Now something for husband.

A new metal is added to chemistry:

• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
         - Light when found
         - Tends to get heavier
             over the years with

• Physical properties:
         - Boils at any time
            with inlaws
         - Can freeze in front
            of his own family
         - Melts if sees other
         - Very bitter if

• Chemical properties:
         - Very reactive
         - Highly unstable
         - Possesses strong
            resistance to gold,
            silver, diamond,
            platinum, credit
            cards and cheque
         - Money saving agent

• Occurrence:

         - Mostly found in
            front of TV ,Laptop &  Mobile.

...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one;  but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy love your husband, because all Dhakkans(caps) are important

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...

Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
Cheers to all  women.

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